You are worthless Alec Baldwin
Kim Jong Il:
I was sent from planet Xiron to conquer the earth
I had a terrific plan — I thought it would work
Tried to get the Earthlings all to kill each other you see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree…You are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
Your career is stallin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off and your children are all bawlin’Planet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods like me
But also with Balmacs who are giant bees
The Xipods and Balmacs are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was forBut you are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac pollen
Your garbage needs some haulin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure — I’m afraid the pit of Kryrok is callin’…
I wonder if Zavo would be pissed if I brought this in for History.
Team America was a fantastic movie.
It made me laugh so hard. The random puppet scat was interesting.
trey parker is completely insane, I just can’t stop laughing at this!
Balmacs! planet xiron! Bees vs Cockroaches! the pit of Kryrok!
matt stone’s (i presume) dirge-like bass singing in the background, and the knee-tap/spoon beat are fucking hilarious. How do they come up with this kind of shit!
America, FUCK YEAH…
Isn’t Alec Balwin the no talent hack that was in VAMPIRES????? If I am not mistaken he is also the guy who can’t control his temper enough to gain custody of his kids. Does ANYONE in this family have talent and if so can that one convince the others to stay away from cameras????
Who is fater than Alic Baldwin…..?
No One Awic Bawwin is the fattezt person..DamnIt