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2005 in review (now with graphs)

December 30th, 2005

Click the picture below.

Click me for the graph

Honestly, I had something better to write this morning. It was categorized into 12 months with neat anecdotes and bullets but that’s just too bad my friends. I don’t want to write that much out. So I made this chart, above, which may or may not have just been random number pressing but it was basically that. What did I do this year? Finished school and went to another two. I went to Europe and I read a book or two at Chapters without getting caught. The cool stuff to write about is the stuff that my partners in crime wouldn’t want me to write about. So that’s that. Enjoy the chart/graph.

I love you all.

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Sits real cunning

December 28th, 2005

Scarves are cool. That’s it. Picasso also though much of himself and sculpting in the nude is my new hobby.

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It’s been awhile

December 22nd, 2005

So I got back from Andrew’s an hour or two ago and I’d have to say that was pretty funny shit.

In summary:
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- 90 Year Old Virgin
- The Amnesty International yellow baseball bat of torture.

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- Collateral
- Nuisance knowing all the random actors in the movies. Damn fangirls.
- Mr Jefferson as Cheech.
- Boond showing up after the food was gone.
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

- “Super Mash Brothers”.
- Pupcorn and taaco.
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- Fibre optic Jesus tree.
- Dan:”What do you call having sex with someone when they’re asleep?” Reply:”Rape” Dan:”Oh.”

- Ally not sleeping over because her dad would get mad booooo.
- Maia and her Jigglypuff. “Why does she keep sleeping?”
- Groping Ally for awhile and then again and then some sort of high-pitch squealing.

- Five Ive and Vanessa Carlton.

- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- Rock hard.
- TANYA.

- X-Men is a bad game.
- Halo2.

- More TANYA.
- Racist movies on Turner Classic Movies.

- Tomahawk in the face.
- Risk.
- Naked Risk.
- Dan and Andrew being the worst at Risk.

- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- Ally: “Maia, do you know what a blowjob is?”, “I just need your hand for 20 minutes”, “But my hand would get tired :(
- The poor sofas :(
- Portia I love you.

- What time is it?
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.


The people left over after a few hours.

That’s all I can remember right now. There was a lot but the most important was PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

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What? Nooooo

December 19th, 2005

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT 2
BE2 Productions Inc.
Exec. Prod: Lisa Richardson
Prod: AJ Dix
Director: John Leonetti
DOP: Brian Pearson
PM: Brendan Ferguson
PC: Nicole Oguchi
LM: Abraham Fraser
PD: Doug Higgens
Casting: Coreen Mayrs,
Heike Brandstatter
Sched: Jan 9 – Feb 7/06
20 Brooksbank Avenue
North Vancouver, BC V7J 2B8
904-#### fax: 904-####

Why?

If they want to make a box office hit they should make Jesus Christ Superstar II: Return of the Jesus.

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Am I talking to Miranada now…?

December 12th, 2005

Days away from the DVD release, I’ve just watched Serenity. It was a great watch and very exciting. Though the end of the movie makes it look like there isn’t going to be a revival of the series or a continuation to the movie.

Serenity

The movie starts off with a recap of River’s inital rescue by her brother. Followed by the scene posted above. Obviously with 30 million dollars to spend they’ve got far better CG animation. They rebuilt the entire set and the ship looks a lot more realistic.

Anyway, the basic plot of this movie is that there’s a secret and River knows it. There are several deaths in the movie and some of them are key players in the movie. It was upsetting but it added to the value in this movie.

Space Jew

There was also someone named Mr. Universe who happens to be Jewish and have a sex robot. That was just funny.

In the end, the movie was a bit predictable but you should be glad to see another installment of Firefly.

The DVD’s bonus features include:

  • OVER 20 MINUTES OF DELETED SCENES AND OUTTAKES
  • Joss Whedon Introduction
  • Re-Lighting The Firefly: The story of how a television show gained enough of a cult following to become a major feature film.
  • Feature Commentary with Writer/Director Joss Whedon

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Abducted by the Daleks!

December 7th, 2005

Daleks

Source: UK Tabloids

Those readers who have ever wondered in an idle moment how a couple of Daleks would respond to the presence of three naked lesbians romping in their Mothership might recently have found the answer in the shape of a sci-fi smutfest entitled “Abducted by the Daleks”.

Sadly, however, you’ll have to wonder on because the BBC and the estate of Dalek creator Terry Nation have moved swiftly to pull the plug on the the trundling salt-cellars’ intergalactic rumpy-pumpy.
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The 1,000-disc limited edition DVD recently popped up on eBay but has now been removed at the Corporation’s behest. The blurb stated:

ABDUCTED BY THE DALEKS: A brand new limited edition release (1000 (numbered) discs). For obvious reasons this is going to become a very collectible item especailly with the resurgence in the interest in Dr.Who. The DVDs will be sold on an incremental basis (eg: Lowest number first). The disc contains a 56 minute main feature plus a 40 minute outake/alternative version plus a trailer.

Yes yes, but what about the hot Dalek-on-girl-on-girl action? Here’s more:

The story centers around three sexy young disco babes who have met the mysterious Anna. As they journey through the woods they discuss the legend of The Serial Skinner not knowing that they are already being observed by a more ambitious and ruthless species of Alien…. the daleks!!!

To cut to the chase – literally – here’s how UK tabloid the Sun describes it: “Dr Who’s foes capture three naked ‘disco babes’ in the 18-rated DVD. They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers.”

Oh dear, oh dear. The director of Terry Nation’s estate, Tim Hancock, told the paper: “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn. They weren’t ever intended to be sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.”

I must see this.

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Guess what

December 6th, 2005

154.5.19.94

Now this one does count as harassment.

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