Bono, you’re a dick
August 22nd, 2005
Uno, dos, tres, catorce!?
I watched a great movie starring Christopher Walken, my personal hero, on the History channel. Jesus Christ, this guy would be the best mercenary ever except for the fact that he doesn’t like the killing too much.
Now we’ve all also seen him dance and he’s damn good at that. He also enjoys the cowbell, what more could you ask for in a hero?
Now, what would crappy movies be like if we cast Christopher Walken into them?
Maybe with Walken, the movie would’ve had a lot less homoeroticism and a lot more shooting stuff in a jet plane.
