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Wow, me and Antony actually beat up a wall. Then it killed us, fucker.

War of the Worlds

War of the Worlds brought me great sadness and I likely brought Nuisance great sadness with my lame jokes throughout the movie. By the way, Happy Birthday Andrew Wong.

#1 The whole thing with Tom Cruise’s son, Robbie, was stupid and ruined the movie.
#2 The aliens looked weak and I could have easily beat the shit out of them with 1 arm.
#3 They kept calling the alien spacecraft tripods. They looked more like squid.
#4 The metal tentacles were fucking awesome.
#5 I liked how they kept the probe.
#6 What the fuck was with the roots?
#7 *Loud blast of horn* *excrement of fluid* (ahahahaha)
#8 The ending was pretty much the same as the originals.
#9 SARS
#10 Tom Cruise, in general, ruined the movie.

Sally the bear tried to kill everyone today but I wrestled it and saved the day. DANCE!

Sally

- Donkey Kong the Movie aka King Kong by Peter Jackson.
- Bears don’t talk unless you’re Xandi.
- The bear ate my wife… now it’s going to eat you.
- Ride the bear around.
- Watch Sean run.
- Super Smash Brothers.
- Hotel California.
- Watch Ronald catch.
- Speakers corner!

ATTENTION: If you live in Vancouver or Victoria (or anywhere in BC) watch for me and my buddies on CityTV’s speakers corner. I rap for everyone.

Tune into Speakers Corner Saturdays @ 6:30pm and Mondays @ 9:30am (rpts).

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  1. July 7th, 2005 at 16:32 | #1

    More singing Anton? Ell oh ell.

  2. July 7th, 2005 at 19:02 | #2

    it wasn’t good singing but i’m gangsta

  3. christy
    July 8th, 2005 at 18:31 | #3

    record it and send me a copy plz kthx

  4. July 11th, 2005 at 09:45 | #4

    it wasnt on, these were from june :|

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