Nash!
May 4th, 2005
A panther is like a leopard
except it hasn’t been peppered
should you behold a panther crouch
prepare to say ouch
better yet, if called by a panther
don’t anther.
I can’t believe that you people don’t get my Nash jokes! First of all, Ogden Nash was a poet. The worst one ever which makes him the best poet ever in my books.
I mean come on.. Panther… Anther! That’s how poetry works dammit.
Tell me o Octopus, I begs
Is those things arms or is they legs?
uhhhh
can i be excused?
No.