New Pope
April 19th, 2005
They picked a pope today.
POPE BENEDICT XVI (aka Ratzinger)

It turns out he was a Hitler youth but that’s already being discussed on NF. Read: http://www.nearfantastica.com/bored/index.php?showtopic=4623
This guy’s 78, I don’t think he’ll be around too long.
What the…? Look at this.